Sunday, November 2, 2014

Biwi Chalisa

Please note: This has nothing to do with the writer personal life. This note has already passed by Internal Biwi Board for potential domestic violance.
Resembalance to any one is coincidental.
Please also note : This is written in good humour and not to hurt religious sentiments

BIWI CHALISA

Chopai



Jai Biwi gyan gun sagar
Mr. Pati tum Baitho door jakar

Shopping loot , har samay bas drama
Joru, Wife ,Patni , sut nama

Morning Rant shuru subah -se
Pati bechara jiye to jiye kaise

Vidyavaan guni ati chatur
Sarcastic Remarks karibe ko aatur

Romantic roop kabhi kabhi dikhava
Jewellery , diamonds ka meva chadava

House , family , in laws sambhale
Office ke bhi ke kaj sanvare


Sari groccery pati ko Likhan Jiyaye
Tum aaloo pahadi kyon laye

Pati kya jaane pahadi aaloo
Tamatar , pyaj , tinde se shadi karvaloo


Raju , pappu aur munni ke papa

Ghar main khatam ho gaya hai aata

Shadi main pandit ne 7 kasmain padai

7 janmon ke liye taang adayi


Shak , gussa , tevar tum laave
Tum office se der se kyon aave


Tum office main kya kar rahe te

Phone kyon nahin uta rahe te
Tum upkar bas ek hi keenha

Pati ko Sunday ko sleeping allow kar deenha


Tumharo mantra “Crying” maana

Ab to credit card company ne bhi jaana
Zyada card swipe hua jab din bhar ,
Message aaya – “Sir ,
thanks for shoppin. Ham samajh sakte hain aapka dard” ,

Biwi ke bina koi sukh nahee

Multi - talented hai achraj nahee
Durgaam karya jagat ke jete
Life cotrol tumhare tete

Sub sukh lahae tumhari sar na

Tum ek insaan , kahe ko darna

Nakhun tej tumharo aapai

Scratches , bruises dekh ke kampe

Bhoot pisaach Nikat nahin aavai

Biwi – Biwi , jab naam sunavae

Sare rog harae sab peera

Japat nirantar caring beera

Jo Biwi ki pooja karvai

Sara jeevan meetha phal pavae

Baal - Bachhon ki tum Rakhware

Proud to be hum pati tumhare

Locker, bank a/c ke key tumhare pasa

Sada raho hum tumhare dasa

Karva Chauth par vrat rakh jayee

Chand dekhkar ke hi khana khayee

Sankat kate-mite sab peera

Bolo Biwi and leave shakira

Jai Jai Jai Biwi Gosahin

Biwi ki ho jaise 10-11 Bhujaayain

Jo yah padhe Biwi Chalisa
Saath main travel , mile jaldi Visa

GS

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