Saturday, November 21, 2009

SIMS Chalisa

" Apology if this hurts any religious sentiments.Please read this is as a good humour". seriously intention is not to demean anybody".

SIMS CHALISA

Jai ’Manish(Ooshma) tum gyan ke sagar
Kiya SIMS ka naam ujagar


Ram doot atulit bal dhama
Anjani-putra Pavan sut nama


Mahavir Bikram Singh Hundal Bajrangi
Doston Ke saath, SU**I Ke sangi


Hath main Sutta JJ Viraje
Symphony jaake Biryani Khaije

Sankar – Bala main HR Bandhan
Tej Kirat Drum se karte Dham Dham

Kunal Roy nit naye relatives banate
Night out par guitar bajate

Arghya/Nidhi jaise Krishan aur Radha
Nibhaya sir ne Krypto ka vada

Fashion Shows main adhikar jamaya
SIBM ko mar bhagaya

Aankhain munde sapne banare
Ramashastry ke kaj sanvare

Senior batch main naam kamave
Shri Bakshi / Harsh council banave

Bhatia ne ki bahut padai
Thakur se proxy har waqt lagai

Prof Kadam ke sab yash gave
Library main hum kabhi na jaave

Sabki pyari Dulari Manassa
PrashanthChandra ke Pyar baan sa

SIMS ke khariddar yahan par
Bikta hai yamraj yahan par

Kya kahain ab Kotler padi na
Lalit milaye Rachna deenha

Tumharo Rashi (Lady Vibheeshan) mana
Boys Hostel Gaye Sub jag jana

Shrey kapoor se sab darte
Bhagewadi lecture attend na karte


Gaurav Trivedi aag lagave
Megha khati laanchan lagave

Anda bhurji aur railway Station
MH Hospital main bed pade kam

Burger King main Jumbo Khave,
E Square/Inox main first day jaave

Sub kuch theek hai par hamain nahin padna
Exam time par raat bhar jagana

Freshers party par Corrinthean jaave
Junior batch par aankh tikaye

Bhoot pisach Nikat nahin aavai
Chika - Chika jab naam sunavai

Sare rog harai sab peera
Sutta daru ka laga jab keeda

Sankat se Kartik Rishi chudavai
Notes banave hamain padave

Adi chakarvarty nit GF banate
Tote ko bhi khoob ghumate

Khadagvasala dam par jayei
Singhad fort main trek lagaye

French class main Futre vu seekha
Mess food ka khana feeka

Gaurav mahajan 1b ke Rakhware
Lalit tum Sukhatama ke dulare

Dhuain main sapne sajaye
Economic Times hi padte aaye

Placement time par sirf dekha paisa
Group Discussion main koi na Simsites Jaisa

Bhuppi tum bahut naam karai
Arnold si body banayi

Goa express main Delhi jaave
Sleeper class main bahut maza aave

Jo yah padhe yeh SIMS Chalisa
Hoye siddhi sakhi Gauravsa

Tum ho college ke alumni, aage badao shaan
Kam karo wahi , bade College ka Naam

COming soon : MBA CHALISA

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